i've noticed some things are just a little off..

there is just something that gets me about this
lobster having cheese poured all over it -- not even
the weirdest flavor

Liesure Club? -- we think brothel

apparently the "chicken patty" tasted like
hot dog whereas the hot dog thing tasted
like something entirely different

my paycheck felt a little like a drug deal --
 but at least now i can go to the leisure club and
make it rain!

"chocolate chocolate-chip cookies" -- with neither chocolate
nor chocolate chips.

i remember when I turned elephant =]